Be a Roller Hockey Hip Hop Star! January 2001 Press play, and repeat the following in your best gangsta falsetto (just like you do in the shower every morning, rappin' into your bottle of cream rinse like Snoop Dog. What - you think I didn't know?) "Awh yeah, 2 thousand n' 2, so whatchoo gonna do, When I skate in on you, All up in your grill, Like Jack on Jill. Makin' stoopid moves as I roll down your hill, your street, your block, I'm pottin' mad goals and makin' da court rock, While punks be sniffin' on my jock." back to Splinter's Archive page