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10
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98%
of us got fatter and slower over the winter. Welcome to your Carlsberg
years. |
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9
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The
league should have NEVER left North York Centennial Arena. What were
those morons thinking? |
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8
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Washing
the floor with the squeegee machine is good. Washing it a half hour
before game time is bad. |
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7
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Laying
17,000 square feet of Spider Court tile takes 6 guys way f***ing longer
than "4 or 5 hours." |
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6
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The
HCQ (Hot Chick Quotient) is definitely on the rise this year.
It seems the more sweaty and Buttafuoco you guys get, the hotter yer
girlfriends become. |
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5
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At
least one spineless fleshbag joined the league this year. We know
this, 'cuz some f***wad smashed a radio in a dressing room that didn't
belong to him, and didn't have the balls to own up to it. Rodent. |
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4
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It's
not the floor that's too slippery - it's your Fisher-Price wheels
that you haven't changed since around the time Tommy Lee learned to
steer a boat with his johnson. |
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3
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The
league laptop is about 2 steps above a Commodore 64 - which is perfect
for the guys who use it. |
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2
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We
don't know what's worse - the challenge and rigour of playing in the
Ironman tourney, or the challenge and rigour it takes to read/delete
the 14 bajillion e-mails GTI sends you guys trying to hook you into
playing in an Ironman tourney. Spamming no-good crotch-monkeys. |
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1
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For
the first time ever, ALL 'tenders are wearing blades. We ain't gonna
congratulate anyone for this - that'd be like throwing candy to
one of you clowns for taking the training wheels off of your mountain
bike. All we will say is... "It's about f***ing time, man!"
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