November 2002
WTF? Did GTI just change their website AGAIN?! Looks
okay, I guess - at least they updated the #$@%ing content (finally).
Anway, what's with the Lawrence-Welk-Bubble-Machine background? It looks
really cute - kinda like the way my foot looks when I bury it 2 feet
in somebody's ass for pissin' me off.
So
what's the deal with the Stampede? They walk in from nowhere (well,
sort of nowhere - they've been playing in the
Bee-yatches league for a few years) and win the Pro division - and all
that green. That ain't right, y'all. I mean, you've got the Kings, River
Rats, Ironheads - these guys have all been around, and between the three
of them have consistently won the top division at GTI over the years.
Then these punks walk in and grab the prize when there's dough to be
had. Kinda pisses you off eh? Actually, not really - unless you're one
of those ancient hacks on any of those aforementioned teams that got
smoked by the Stampede on their way to the bank! Some advice for the
losers for next year - less beer, more of
this stuff...
So
now GTI owns a floor. Yee-haw! That should appease the whiners in the
league for - oh - about 6 minutes or so. I heard next on their lists
is a new HVAC cooling system in Centennial, a wet bar in each dressing
room, and free rub n' tugs for all the players... But seriously, it
could be worse - you could be playing in one of the other completely
crap leagues in Toronto - which seem to pop up every year like pimples
on a fat broad's bikini line...
I'm keepin' it short this month, 'cuz I gots to spend my thinkerin'
hours on the 2002 Splinters Awards (watch for them in late December
or early January). In the meantime, try not to SUCK too much (good luck).
Oh,
wait, one more thing: What kinda guy figures out a way to play in the
Pro division despite being so s#%tty and overweight he needs training
wheels on his skates and 3 chin straps for his bucket?
This kinda guy!